3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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