I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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