carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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