What did we do last night that was yellow?
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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