bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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