Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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