Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
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