Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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