Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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