Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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