Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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