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So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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