we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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