They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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