Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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