You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
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