no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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