The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
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