Sacagawea was the original milf.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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