Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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