Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I wish i was in the wii world.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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