I'm really into asian looking animals
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
