HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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