The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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