You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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