Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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