grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Randomize
