I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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