Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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