i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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