So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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