Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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