my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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