so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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