Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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