woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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