when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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