she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
i think i have herpe
just one?
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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