tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
and she was petting her beer can
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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