I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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