What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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