4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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