doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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