He asked to "fluff my boner.."
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Randomize
