What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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