I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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