haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
last night I used snow as a chaser
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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