I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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