scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Are we still banned from the library?
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
He did a backflip because drugs
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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