HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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