i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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