i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
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