lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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