You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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