There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
